take over the world with me.

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

amazingkilljoy:

I really love this guy


this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

sh1re:

happy easter

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

wibblywobblytimeywhimeyblog:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

Still Alaska

wibblywobblytimeywhimeyblog:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

Still Alaska