I need this shirt.
SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL
ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is